Top Ten Lessons I Learned from My Ten Favorite Films

Back to the Future: Whatever you do, don’t have sex with your mom.
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Please avoid looking at the contents of the ark otherwise you will turn into a melting candle.
West Side Story: Sweet moves can prevent getting punched and stabbed.
The Empire Strikes Back: Always make sure you have a birth certificate just to know if your father is an asshole or not.
Sleeping Beauty: Invite the evil bitch to the party.
A Hard Day’s Night: Always be a clean man.
The Shawshank Redemption: Sometimes you have to crawl through shit to succeed.
Once: You have to walk to get new batteries then walk back singing.
The Godfather: Guns are better than cannoli.
The Dark Knight: Don’t trust the pencil trick.

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